科技创新！
Oscar Mayer is releasing a hot dog
A food evil greater than pineapple pizza has emerged, and we need to band together for some good ol' fashion public shaming.
Sound the ice cream truck alarm, because a accursed food is on its way: hot dog ice cream.
The food fight began with the mustard company French's, who announced their collaboration with Coolhaus to bring us French's Mustard Ice Cream in honor of National Mustard Day on Saturday. Heinous, but not deplorable. The food truck bringing this to the masses will at least carry a pretzel cookie to cleanse your palate, and also your sense of what is right in the world.
But we're not here to talk about them today. Another brand stepped up to the plate to challenge them, upping the culinary anté when it was really not necessary. Oscar Mayer has announced the Ice Dog Sandwich. Yes, you read that right.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
"You may have heard that a certain condiment brand released an ice cream yesterday," the press email reads. "But, who eats just mustard? Condiments were madefor an Oscar Mayer hot dog... so today, we announce the Ice Dog Sandwich: a hot dog infused ice cream with real bits of candied Oscar Mayer hot dogs served alongside spicy mustard ice cream."
The two flavors (which should not be cold in the first place) will be sandwiched between two cookie "buns." Oscar Mayer's rationale for this creation? "Because a hot dog for dinner should be chased by a hot dog for dessert." NO.
The experience of eating a hot dog with mustard should not be translated into a frozen form. I feel like I'm living in a parallel universe where up is down and Netflix doesn't cancel good shows after their second seasons.
As a certified chicken nugget-peeler, I almost feel like I have no moral high ground to stand on in terms of this debate. Don't cast nugget stones in glass fast food houses, ya know? But sometimes you come across something so unbelievably wrongthat you have to unpack it a little.
As you can see by the responses to the announcement, people are a little grossed out. Even the poll in Oscar Mayer's tweet currently states 80 percent of voters chose "No — I eat condiments solo."
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.SEE ALSO: 10 of the most hideous culinary abominations to curse the internet
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Even Oscar Mayer's Twitter account tried to step and defend their hot dog expertise. Yeah, it's still gonna be a no from me.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Try it for yourselves folks, if you're able. Who knows, we might all be pleasantly surprised! According to Oscar Mayer, its Wienermobile will be touring the Manhattan area during the week of August 12 to pass out samples of its Ice Dog Sandwich.
Brands, please think before you freeze your favorite creations.
Featured Video For You
This small autonomous robot will deliver food at your doorstep — Strictly Robots
文章
147
浏览
53
获赞
4
热门推荐
The DNC's latest attempt at being relatable on Twitter has everyone cringing
Political parties aren't exactly known for their "hip" social media accounts, but most maintain someGlimpse into Amazon's futuristic living spheres
Amazon is showing off its bizarre plant-filled balls on Instagram. The company calls them "The SpherFounders of a DJ Khaled
The two co-founders of Centra, a cryptocurrency initial coin offering (ICO), that was endorsed by muWhat's New in DirectX 12? Understanding DirectML, DirectX Raytracing and DirectStorage
DirectX has been with us for 25 years, providing developers with the tools to make incredible games.5 Great Chrome Extensions You Should Install
With almost 60 percent share of the browser market, Chrome is around three times more popular than iUber's new driver app has real
Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi took the stage at a livestreamed event for Uber drivers Tuesday to announThe Unexpected Success of No Man's Sky
Sean Murray, lead developer of the planetary exploration game No Man's Sky, doesn't want to dwell oniPhone wireless phone charging comes at a cost: your battery
Wireless cellphone charging on the iPhone X and 8 sounded too good to be true. We knew there had toElton John has defiant response after 'Rocketman' censored in Russia
The Russian release of Rocketmanis missing a number of scenes, including those that depict drug useThis conspiracy theory about Beyoncé's twins is bonkers so obviously we believe it
With scant details about Beyoncé's pregnancy to work with, the Bey Hive still finds a way toDark web marketplace AlphaBay's spokesperson pleaded guilty
Moderating an online community spread across numerous platforms and countries can be a challenging tFilipino President Duterte says he 'doesn't discriminate' but condemns same
Same-sex marriage has been dealt a blow in the Philippines, with its president dismissing the possibGoogle now has a much better way to alert you to critical security issues
If someone's hacking into your account, getting an email about it might not do much good; by the timThe Unexpected Success of No Man's Sky
Sean Murray, lead developer of the planetary exploration game No Man's Sky, doesn't want to dwell onRussian hackers breached U.S. power plants
Russian hackers don't just go after emails. A report released Thursday afternoon by the United State