Keep your enemies out of the pool with this horrific cockroach float

　　

Want your own pool? Thanks to this giant inflatable cockroach, it might be in your reach.

For only $29.99, you can own the "Gigantic Cockroach Raft" from Kangaroo, a truly horrifying item that resembles a super roach only feasible in our darkest nightmares.

Yep, put this guy in the pool and you'll scare your enemies, acquaintances, family and friends away forever.

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Reviews for the float seem to confirm its creepiness. "This is what nightmares are made of," writes one Amazon buyer. Wonderful.

It also appears to be useful for tormenting your enemies. "My mother in law is afraid of roaches lol we got his to scare her and it worked so well!!!" reads another review.

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So far, the main complaint against the raft seems to be its strong plastic smell. Still better than an actual roach, we say.

[H/T: BoredPanda]

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