Trump wants the border wall to be tall, strong and hot. Smoking hot.

2025-04-28 08:35:19admin

The Trump administration has made progress on the border wall that was at the center of Trump's presidential campaign. By 'progress' we mean that they've compiled a wish list.

On Sunday, preliminary border wall requirements were announced. They want it to be 30-feet high, hard to climb or cut and attractive looking.

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All of these points fit what Trump has been proclaiming in his rallies (except maybe the bit about how tasteful it will look), but that won't stop the internet from mercilessly making fun of it from all angles.

First, people were quick to point out how naive these requirements are for a national project of this size.

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Others focused immediately on the "look good" part of the requirements.

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Since the list of requirements is Sad!, people started to embellish them by adding more.

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And finally, someone did some fact checking to see whether 30 feet would truly be enough to make this "wall" as impenetrable as Trump claims it will be.